ANYONE FOR A SAUSAGE

One summer weekend, a group of rugby-loving students at Southampton University decided to celebrate a victory by having a barbecue. There was plenty to drink and, in no time, the students were singing and vomiting all over the place. One student, particularly worse for wear, was feeling a bit hungry and he decided to put some more sausages on the barbecue. However, his wires must have got crossed somewhere along the line and, instead of opening a pack of sausages, he pulled out his penis and laid it on the barbecue. Five minutes later, he was found turning it this way and that with a spatula, seemingly oblivious to the pain, and was whisked off to casualty.

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