BELL BEAR

In Warsaw, Poland, a man went to a fancy dress party as a bear and proceeded to drink like a bear, downing one vodka shot after another. The drunken bear was eventually making such a commotion that the other party goers kicked him out. Feeling sad and dejected, the man stumbled home. However, on passing the local church, the man had an idea to rouse the boring residents of his home town. He broke into the church and entered the bell tower where he pulled the bell rope as hard as he could. However, instead of making the loud ringing sound he had hoped to, the man ended up 20 feet in the air and tangled in the ropes. Restricted by his bear suit he was unable to break free and remained hanging in the bell tower until a somewhat mystified priest found him two days later.

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