BEWARE OF FLYING DUMP

It could happen to anybody. A couple came home one evening to discover a huge gaping hole in the roof, their dog dead and their furniture soaked in gallons of foul-smelling matter. Distressed and baffled by what they saw, they called the police who duly arrived to investigate. After several phone calls, the detective was finally able to ascertain what had happened. It seemed that the container holding the waste from the lavatories on a passing Boeing 737 had burst open. The contents froze in the atmosphere as they fell toward the ground, and the resulting block of ice had smashed through the roof of the unlucky couples house, killing their dog before melting all over their belongings.