COOKING ONES SELF

A woman living in Chicago was invited to her high school ten-year reunion in San Diego. The woman had once been the high school beauty queen, but the ten years that followed had not been kind to her. So, in a bid to spruce up her image, she decided to have an intense course of tanning treatments. She visited a tanning salon several times a day for the next week and by the end of it was glowing like the beauty she once was. Filled with the confidence the tan had given her, the woman boarded her flight to San Diego. Half an hour into the flight, however, the woman suddenly became aware of people sniffing around her and changing their seats away from her. Concerned, she asked the air hostess if there was a problem. Politely as she could, the air hostess informed her that the other passengers had complained of a burnt smell in her row. As soon as the flight arrived in San Diego, the woman checked into a hospital and the doctor confirmed her worst fears - she had cooked her insides.

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