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FATHER CHRISTMAS GOT STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY.....

A father from Detroit, Michigan, had always disappointed his family at Christmas by not turning up because of a business meeting or being too tired to join in the festivities. So this year, he was determined to give diem a big surprise. He told his wife that he wouldn't be able to make it until Boxing Day, but on Christmas Eve, he dressed up as Santa Claus and climbed on to the roof of his house with a sack of presents. Unfortunately, as he was climbing down the chimney, he got stuck in the flue and choked to death on the soot. Later that night, the family lit the fire, as they did every Christmas Eve, and the room filled with smoke and the stench of burnt flesh. The mother called the police who discovered her roasted husband halfway up the chimney.

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