GROPED BY A PUSSY!

A woman came home one day to find her boyfriend lying naked and unconscious, face-down under the sink in the bathroom. Looking him over, she felt a small bump on his head and also found some mysterious scratches around his groin. While she was wondering whether she should call an ambulance, her boyfriend recovered and was able to explain what happened. He had been about to take a shower when he dropped a new bar of soap under the sink. Bending down to retrieve it, he suddenly felt intense pain around his groin, which startled him so much that he hit his head on the sink and knocked himself out. Examining the scratches, they both agreed that they looked like they could have been made by a cat - which puzzled them both, because they didn't own one. A little later they found that their neighbours' kitten was in their flat and worked out that the kitten must have sneaked into the bathroom. When the boyfriend was bending under the sink, the kitten presumably regarded his dangling genitals as an interesting toy, and swiped at them with claws fully extended.