LOST IN WATER

A golfing fanatic was so furious after playing a losing shot that he threw his bag of clubs into a nearby lake and stomped off. Other golfers weren't at all surprised, however, when five minutes later, he returned red-faced, took off his shoes, rolled up his trousers and waded into the lake. No one was too surprised at these second thoughts - it was clearly an expensive set of clubs he'd hurled into the water. After rumbling around for a while the bedraggled golfer fished out the golf bag, but to the amazement of the bystanders, he merely unzipped a pocket, took out a set of car keys, flung the set of clubs back into the water and stormed off again.