SAVE OUR SKINS

American viewers, responding to a new evangelical television programme, received a shock when they tried to make a phone donation. The evangelist in question had requested money to help him embark on a crusade to save lost souls. However, when people phoned the number he gave, they heard a woman panting and talking in seductive tones about all kinds of sexual practices. Apparently the evangelist had mistakenly reversed two digits of the phone number and inadvertendy given the number for an X-rated sex chadine. Somerset woman was driving home when suddenly a little girl ran out in front of her car. The woman slammed on her brakes, but it was too late and she hit the girl. Petrified, the woman drove off and when she got home, packed her bags and moved to London. After a year, the woman had settled in London, but wracked with guilt and missing her friends and family, she turned herself in. However, the police found no reports of a hit and run incident involving a little girl on that day. However, they did report that a pig had been run over. It seems that the pig had escaped a cider festival where it had been dressed up in a dress and bonnet.

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