SHOOT

A family in Kentucky was obviously determined to prove Darwin's theory of evolution wrong. However, despite a number of very determined attempts to remove themselves from the gene pool, the family continues to thrive. It all began when father and son went out to hunt squirrels. Armed to the teeth, they went in search of bushy-tailed varmints and were soon rewarded when the son spotted one on a low branch. "There's one," he shouted and both father and son fired at once. Unfortunately, they succeeded only in shooting each other. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the daughter of the family, who had been watching far too much television, decided that she was going to learn how to twirl a pistol around her finger the way she had seen the gunfighters do it. Clearly not one to do things by half, she used a loaded pistol with the safety catch off and managed to shoot herself in the foot on the first twirl. The second twirl sent a bullet flying through the kitchen window, narrowly missing her mother's arm and hitting her in the chest instead.

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