THE WEDDING RING

A Lithuanian man got drunk at a nightclub after a hard week at the office. Just before the nightclub was due to close, the man went to the toilet to throw up and in the process lost his wedding ring down the toilet. His attempts to retrieve it ended in disaster, when his arm got stuck in the U-bend. His cries for help went unheard as the staff had assumed the man had left and closed up the nightclub. The man had to spend the whole night with his arm stuck down the toilet with his own vomit until cleaners found him the next day. They helped him get his wedding ring back and he went home. The man's wife was so disgusted at the sight and smell of him, she threw her wedding ring at him and demanded a divorce.

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