WOOSH!

One summer's day, a couple had a few friends round for a barbecue. After everybody had eaten, the man of the house, who had been drinking since that morning, slipped on a piece of dropped meat and twisted his ankle badly. A friend immediately took the injured host to hospital. Meanwhile, the party came to an end, the guests left and the wife started cleaning up the mess. She noticed that the can of petrol her husband had been using to light the barbecue was virtually empty and, not wanting to contaminate the sink, she poured the contents down the outside toilet. A few minutes later, the husband returned from the hospital and his wife fussed over him before returning to finish the cleaning up. The husband had a need for the toilet, but because of his ankle couldn't make it upstairs so he went to the outside one. As he sat down, he lit himself a cigarette. By the time he noticed the smell of petrol, it was too late .. .the toilet exploded.