COW HAVOC

A herd of cows created havoc in a small town in the American Mid-West when they broke out of their paddock. The townspeople were stunned to see the cows staggering down the road, mooing loudly, urinating against walls and flirting with local bulls. After the cows were eventually rounded up, it came to light that the cows were actually quite drunk. It seems the cows had been fed on waste beer from a local brewery. The farmer explained that beer contains vital nutrients and is an excellent supplement to their diet. However, the farmer had not anticipated the effect of alcohol on his herd and he said that he would have to teach them to hold their drink better.

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