DOG MEAT

A man who was particularly fond of steak pies couldn't resist an offer on The Ultimate Prime Steak Pie at a marked-down price in his local supermarket. That evening, excited about digging into the huge pie, he warmed it up, cooked some vegetables and got out a few beers. Sitting down to eat, he licked his lips, took his time and savoured every mouthful, only pausing now and then to take a swig of beer. He had nearly eaten most of the pie, when his fork hit something metallic. He choked on his beer when he pulled out a dog tag with the inscription: "If you find our darling Princess, please call this number". After that night, the man gave up eating meat and became a staunch vegetarian.

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