HUNTING TRIP

A man from Quebec, Canada, went on a hunting trip in the country. The day went badly. He spotted a few deer, but missed each one. When it started to get dark, the man decided to call it a day and drove home. On the way home, the man was delighted when a deer ran into the road in front of him and he ran into it. Although illegal, the man put the deer over his bonnet and continued to drive home. A few miles down the road, however, the deer recovered and began thrashing around. The man grabbed a metal rod from under his seat and swung at the deer, still steering his car. Unfortunately, he caught his faithful hunting dog in mid-swing and the dog bit him. The man brought the car to a halt, leapt out and ran down the road, his angry dog chasing him. The man came across a telephone box and shutting himself inside, he dialled the emergency services. He explained to the operator that he was trapped inside the telephone box by a ferocious dog while a deer was smashing his car. He begged the operator to send a policeman to shoot the animals and save him. The police rescued the man without having to resort to killing the animals, but the man never went hunting again.

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