NOT US!

Two men were driving up to a lodge in the mountains for a weekend of deer hunting, when they realised they were lost. Spotting a farm up ahead, the driver stopped the car, telling his friend to wait while he asked for directions. At the farmhouse, he came across a distressed farmer who told the hunter that his horse was ill and needed to be put down. The farmer explained that he had become too fond of the horse to kill it himself, and on learning that the man was a hunter asked him to shoot the horse. At first, the man refused, but the farmer continued to plead with him and he eventually relented. The farmer showed the man the horse and gave him a rifle. The man shot the horse, the farmer thanked him and told him the way to the lodge. As he returned to the car, the man decided to play a joke on his companion. He explained that the farmer was so rude, that he shot his horse. Instantly, his friend grabbed a rifle from the back of the car and disappeared. Soon after there were two gunshots and then the friend ran back, jumped in the car and said: "That'll teach him. I shot two of his cows."

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