PECKED PECKER

A man who was fond of birds of prey developed a ritual: every time he left his local bar in the evening he would take a small sausage out of his pocket and hold it up in the air. Before too long, an owl would swoop down from the trees and grab the sausage out of his hand. One night, after one too many beers, the man staggered out of the pub, and was so drunk that he forgot to take the sausage out of his pocket. Feeling a sudden need to take a leak, he went behind a tree and took his pecker out. The confused owl swooped down and grabbed the poor man's member in its talons. The man swore he'd never drink again.

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