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RANDY MOOSE

One winter, a wooden deer, used for target practice near an Alaskan village attracted the attention of a wild bull moose. Undeterred by the pockmarks in the life-sized model, the bull made several passionate passes as amused hunters watched from a safe distance. The brief affair ended when the e bull's advances became increasingly physical. The bull didn't seem to notice when the deer's antlers broke off, but when its head fell off, he stopped abruptly and dismounted the decapitated deer. The frustrated bull moose looked down at the broken head, snorted and trotted off back to the woods.

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