BANK DUMP

A bank robber was in the middle of holding up a bank, when the curry he'd eaten earlier started to make itself known. With the bank employees cowering on the floor, the robber demanded that the bank manager take him to the gents. The manager obliged and led him to a door behind the counter. The robber told everyone to stay where they were and, leaving the door slightly ajar, proceeded use the facilities. Scared that the robber could still see them, the employees didn't move. The robber eventually escaped with his loot but, to add insult to injury, he didn't flush the toilet and left an awful smell that lingered in the bank for days.

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