CURSING, SNEEZING WASHING MACHINE

A rich old lady had a washing machine delivered to her house after her old one broke down. Over the next few hours, she kept hearing someone sneezing and muttering, but when she turned around there was no-one there. She really thought she was going mad when she used her washing machine for the first time. During the spin cycle the washing machine uttered some very abusive profanities. A superstitious person, the old lady asked her local priest to exorcise the machine, but to no avail. Finally, she called an engineer, who took the washing machine apart to find a midget trapped beneath the drum. Apparently, the midget had hoped to emerge from the washing machine and rob the old lady's house, but he had got wedged inside.

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