DRUG TRIP

An Englishman gave in to temptation, while on a weekend break in Amsterdam, and bought a whole sheet of LSD to smuggle back into the UK. On the plane to Heathrow, however, the no-holds-barred message of the customs' adverts on drugs smuggling worried the man and, panicking, he consumed the whole sheet of acid. He passed through Customs unhindered, but just as he took a seat on the tube, the large dose of LSD struck. The man is now in a psychiatric unit convinced that he is a banana.

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