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DUMB CASH MACHINE

A not-too-clever man from Birmingham, England, wanted to rob a bank but, as it was a Sunday, he opted to rob a bank's automatic teller machine instead. The man scribbled a note which said, "Give me all your money or I'll blow you sky-high," and fed the piece of paper into the appropriate slot. After three tries without result, the man started smashing the machine with a hammer when a police patrol spotted and arrested the foolish man.

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