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SAMARITAN?

A woman had just been to see Seven at a downtown cinema. As she returned to her car, she was approached by a man wearing a smart suit. He explained to her that he had noticed some dodgy-looking kids hanging around her car, so he had stayed around to keep an eye on it. He then asked if she could give him a lift because, as a result of guarding her car, he was now late for a business meeting. Although a bit jittery after the movie, the woman felt obliged to the man and agreed. When he got in the car, the woman noticed beads of sweat on his brow - and as it was a fairly cold day, she began to worry. She asked the man if he would get out and direct her out of the parking place. When he obliged, she sped off, leaving the man waving frantically behind her. Ten minutes later, having calmed down, she noticed that the man had left a briefcase on the floor of the car. Parking up, she opened the briefcase... and among some books and a few maps, she found a long knife with a serrated blade.

 

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