SIPHONING MISHAP

A man travelling around Australia ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere. It was late at night and there were no petrol stations marked on his map for miles. However, he noticed on his map that a few miles down the road there was a campsite. Hoping to find petrol there, he took a petrol can and walked to the campsite. He got there and was delighted to see that there were some campervans parked there. However, there were no signs of life and the man didn't want to wake anybody up at this late hour. The man decided his only option was to try to siphon out petrol from one of the campervans. He got a tube, opened the tank and, as quietly as possible, he began sucking out the contents. He expected the petrol to taste nasty but the stuff he was siphoning out was really foul. It was only when he spat it out that he realised he had opened die campervan's toilet holding tank by mistake. After vomiting up the entire contents of his stomach, the man decided to leave it until the morning and returned to his car to try and get some sleep.

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