THE GREAT LOO ESCAPE

A midget thief in Mexico was in the process of robbing a post office when he heard police sirens approaching. Realising he had been set up, the thief ran out of the back. The police stormed the building and the post office clerk told them where to find the thief. The Inspector smiled, "We have the place surrounded; he will not get away!" However, they looked all over the building, both inside and out, but they couldn't find the thief anywhere. The inspector sighed, clueless as to how the thief might have escaped, and went to use the post office toilet. As he undid his trousers, he noticed a huge mass of toilet paper in the toilet bowl, but thought nothing of it. He began to relieve himself, but he was startled to see the mass of toilet paper move. Staring up at him amongst the toilet paper was a pair of eyes. The inspector flushed the toilet and arrested the choking, besodden midget thief.

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