ALL TIED UP

In Denver, Colorado, an old man was in hospital for a routine operation. A nurse had given the man a bath and she was drying him, when she found her necklace had somehow become entangled in the man's pubic hair. As the clasp of the necklace was also entangled, she couldn't take the necklace off and no amount of pulling or wriggling would free it. It was at this point that the old man's wife walked in. Before either of them could explain what looked to be a very compromising position, the wife started hitting the nurse and her husband with her handbag. Eventually, other nurses managed to calm the wife down and disentangle the nurse from the old man's genitals. As a consequence, the nurse was told to remove all jewellery while she bathed patients.

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