RUBBER NOSE

After years of sleepless nights, a woman finally persuaded her husband to see the doctor about his snoring "which sounded," his wife said, "like an elephant's fart." The doctor gave the man a thorough examination and was surprised to find a rubber stuck up his nose. "My God," exclaimed the man, "a bully shoved that up my nose at school 20 years ago! I must've been so distressed I forgot all about it." The wife was delighted and finally got a good nights sleep, commenting, "He snores just like a pussy cat purring now."

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