DEAR MUM AND DAD

A young man had just begun his first year at Leicester University in England and was sharing a house with several other students. One day, the student was in a hurry to get ready to go out, so he left a couple of the friends with whom he shared the house chatting in his room and went to have a shower. After his shower, he still heard voices in his room, so he decided to surprise his friends by whipping off his towel, kicking open the door and, while holding his pecker in his hand, leaping dramatically into the room shouting: "Bang, bang, you're dead!" Unfortunately, the voices did not belong to his fellow students, but to his girlfriend and her parents who had made a surprise visit.

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