DOG MEDICINE

Many years ago some friends decided to have the party to end all parties. Five were sharing a house at the time and they decided that they would move most of the furniture out, take up all the carpets, contact every DJ they knew and turn the whole event into a night to remember. By midnight the house was shaking. The hallway became so packed that the only way to get up or down the stairs was to go outside, climb on to the kitchen roof and go in through the bathroom window. By 3am there were bodies everywhere and people were starting to burn out. By 5am there were just a few brave souls left, and everyone was looking for somewhere to sleep. Or rather everyone except one lonely girl in a corner. Nobody knew who she was (the students certainly hadn't invited her) but she seemed determined to kill herself. She sat there rather forlornly taking pill after pill from a bottle she had found in the bathroom. Everybody felt sorry for her, not least because no one had the heart to tell her that she was trying to commit suicide by taking the dog's worming tablets.

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