DUMP WINDFALL

A woman went shopping in the centre of Bethesda, Maryland, one weekend, and in the middle of her trip had an urgent need to go to the toilet. Each shop she tried didn't have a public toilet and eventually, she was so desperate, she entered a funeral home to use their facilities. Having used the toilet, the woman went to leave the building, but on the way, she passed a darkened room with a coffin containing a man's body in the centre with flower arrangements on either side. Feeling a little guilty about using the toilets, the woman entered the dark room and signed the guest book. There was no-one around and the woman breathed a sigh of relief as she left the funeral home. A few weeks later, the woman received a letter from the dead man's lawyer informing her that the deceased had left $100,000 to be divided between the people attending his funeral. As she was the only person to show up, she got the lot.

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