EMBARRASSING FART

A girl was out on a date with the man of her dreams. He was funny, good-looking and rich. He took her to dinner and then to a party and they had a great evening, so she eagerly agreed when he asked her back to his place. Just as they were leaving, she suddenly felt the urge to fart and not wanting to jeopardise her chances, she told her date that she'd meet him at the car. However, she found the toilet occupied and she was becoming desperate. As she couldn't find anywhere discreet to let free the trapped wind, she decided to try her best to hold it in and went to meet her date. Getting into the car, the girl was very relieved when her date said he'd forgotten something at the party and that he'd be back in a minute. When her date was out of sight and out of earshot, she farted loudly and breathed a huge sigh of relief. Not long after, her date returned to the car and he said: "Oh, sorry, have you met John and Catherine? I said I'd give them a lift". Mortified, the girl turned round to see a couple sitting in the back, holding their noses.

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