EXOTIC DANCING

A rather big-built young man called Matthew Harris was approached on the street one day by a woman who appeared to be an exotic and rather beautiful belly dancer, complete with a jewel in her navel. This wasn't a regular experience for the man, known to his friends as 'Fatty', and he thought his luck was in - particularly when the woman smiled at him. "Hello," smiled our hero, then realised that the beauty was accompanied by a television crew. "I'm from the local TV news and we're doing a feature. Would you like me to teach you to belly dance on live TV?" In response to which the young man ran away.

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