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HIDDEN MEANING?

A woman from Bath, England, was just about to take a shower, when she remembered she was supposed to unlock the back door for the decorator, so he could get in to start painting the kitchen. Without thinking, the woman went downstairs without her clothes on. Just as she opened the back door, the gardener came round the back and saw her. Embarrassed and somewhat flustered, the woman told the gardener, "Oh, excuse me, I was just waiting for the decorator." The wrinkled gardener responded with a lascivious wink, "Aye, well, he should have a good time, I'll bet," and started pulling the weeds.

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