HONEYMOON MAYHEM

A group of young men from Manchester, England went on a day trip to the holiday resort of Blackpool. They spent most of the day seeing all the sights and trying out the roller-coaster rides, and then found a bar in which to get a few drinks before returning home. In the bar, they befriended a man who looked like he'd had a few too many drinks when they met him. The near-drunk was glad of an audience and told the group of daytrippers joke after joke before finally passing out. Unsure what to do, one of the group searched the man's pockets and eventually found his home address in his wallet. Seeing that the man was also from Manchester, the young men decided to do him a favour and take him home with them. Back in Manchester, one of the group volunteered to take the man home and on reaching the address knocked on the door. The woman who answered was startled to see the man and said: " 'Ere, mate, what the bloody hell is he doing 'ere? He's supposed to be on his honeymoon in Blackpool this weekend!"

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