HUMAN REMAINS

A couple celebrated their anniversary at a restaurant that "had not long been open. They both ordered dishes with exotic French names, selecting a good bottle of wine to go with the meal. As the e wife was enjoying her main course she suddenly choked and coughed up a small bone. To avoid embarrassment, she discretely wrapped the bone in her napkin and shoved it in her pocket. After the meal, the couple went on to a bar for a drink. The woman, feeling a sneeze coming on, took the napkin from her pocket, only for the bone to fall out and drop at the barman's feet. The barman, who was studying medicine, examined the bone and declared to the red-faced wife: "That's interesting. This appears to be a human knuckle bone."

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