PUKE UP

A financial adviser who worked in the centre of London returned to his house in the suburbs after a few hours of drinking with his colleagues, travelling on a train that was so full of people that he had to stand in the middle of the carriage. At one point, the effect of drinking on an empty stomach and the lurching motion of the train began to make the man feel sick Realising that he suddenly had to vomit, but knowing he wouldn't make it to the window in time, he opened his briefcase and discretely puked there. The next morning, the woke up with a serious hangover, but suddenly remembered the events of the night before. Rushing down to stop his wife putting his sandwiches in his briefcase he found that the briefcase was devoid of vomit. Clearly, he had used a fellow traveller's briefcase on the e train, a traveller who must have had a most unpleasant surprise. . .

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