WEDDING SERVICE

A bride and groom from Perth, Australia, were most surprised when the priest marrying them began to insult them and act very strangely indeed. The priest called the groom "a stupid oaf with the intelligence of a baboon" before comparing the bride to a kangaroo's arse. In front of the stunned congregation, the priest then broke into a rendition of Madonnas 'Like a Virgin' before turning round, lifting up his cassock and mooning at the stunned couple. The priest then smiled at the couple and said: "I'm a priest-o-gram courtesy of your best man. Good luck. May you have lots of furry, little children," and then ran off to be replaced by the somewhat embarrassed genuine priest.

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