WHAT A FLOATER

An interesting lawsuit was brought against a German tourist by a Greek hotel owner. The hotel owner sued for damages, alleging that the man's actions had caused several other hotel guests to leave. In his defence, the German stated that his actions were a direct result of eating the food served in the hotel. As it came out in court, the tourist had been lounging in the hotel swimming pool when he suffered a bout of stomach cramps. Unable to get out of the pool in time, he lost control of his bodily functions while he was still in the water. Before he knew it, a young girl had spotted the brown slick circling him and alerted the other guests. It didn't take long for the pool to empty. Eventually, the red-faced man escaped into the toilets and cleaned himself up. He emerged only to face the wrath of the hotel owner: the incident had caused several guests to check out. The man blamed the sudden bowel movement on the mussels he'd had for lunch in the hotel restaurant.

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