ALL THE WAY HOME

An old fellow was driving home after a day in the English countryside when a blanket of fog suddenly descended. The fog was so thick, that the man could hardly see 20 feet ahead. He was about to pull over and wait until it lifted, when he spotted a car ahead and, thinking the driver must know where he was going, latched on to the car's tail lights. After driving several miles, the car in front turned left and then proceeded to make a series of turns before suddenly stopping. The old man saw his opportunity, got out of his car and asked the other driver where he was. The driver coldly replied: "Well, this is my driveway. Now, bugger off" Leaving the old man standing there in shock, he vanished into his house.

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