BLUE CROSS GROOM

A policeman from a small town in Arizona pulled over a motorist for speeding. The man tried to explain why he was in a hurry, but the cop was not in a good mood and arrested him for obstruction. Still protesting, the man was taken to the police station and thrown into the jail. The bad-tempered cop then growled at him: "The Chief will sort you out, ya moaning minnie. He's at his daughter's wedding but he should be back soon." "I wouldn't bet on it, you moron," said the man through gritted teeth, "Seeing that I'm the bridegroom."

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