GROIN MISTAKE

Two factory workers from Moscow were out for a weekend hunting trip in the wilds of the tundra. As they were returning to their cabin that evening, their old car suddenly stopped and all the lights railed. Eventually, the driver worked out that a fuse had blown and, with the aid of a torch, tried to find a temporary replacement. After half an hour of fruitless searching, his companion shouted out: "It is OK, comrade. I will fix it." He placed something in the fuse holder and the car spluttered into action. About a mile down the road, there was a sudden loud explosion and the car died again. The driver, somewhat pale, asked his companion, "What did you put in there?", to which his friend answered: "I just used a bullet from the gun, why?" Painfully, the driver explained: "Well, comrade, I have just been shot," and pointed to his groin.

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