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A Californian biker entered a roadside cafe, carrying his helmet and gloves. He ordered some food and drink, and sat down in the non-smoking area. Just after his food arrived, a man at the next table lit up a cigarette. The biker politely pointed out that they were sat in a nonsmoking area and asked the man to either move or put out the cigarette. The smoker angrily grunted, but stood up and left. However, as he walked past the biker, he noticed his helmet and, concluding that the Harley in the forecourt must be his, he pushed it over. Unfortunately for the man, the Harley actually belonged to the cafe's cook, a large, hairy, leather-clad guy, who saw what was done to his prize possession and went after the man with a meat cleaver. Meanwhile, the biker finished his meal, grabbed his helmet and gloves, walked round the side of the building to his Honda 550, and rode away.

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