MOONING

A bored driver who was travelling alone decided, for reasons known only to himself, to make the journey a little more interesting. To this end, and while still driving along, he dropped his pants, stuck his butt out of the window and began to "moon" at the drivers who were travelling in the opposite direction. All went well until he decided to get a bit more ambitious - or rather get a bit more of his backside out of the widow. Having jammed the accelerator pedal down with his car jack, he hung right out of the window and would probably have carried on baring his behind for the rest of the afternoon had he not lost his grip and fallen backwards on to the road. He landed relatively unhurt (apart from some very unusual skid marks) but was forced to watch as his car carried on some way down the road, with his trousers attached, until it came to rest.. .in the back of a police car.

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