PIGGED OFF

In Ireland, a man was driving along a country road. Up ahead, he saw an attractive woman drive round the corner towards him. As the woman passed, he smiled at her, but the woman just shouted at him: "Pig!" The man quickly retorted: "Witch!" and sped off. However, when he turned the corner, there, standing in the middle of his lane, staring right at him, was a large pig. The man managed to swerve out of the way, but ended up in a ditch.

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