TOO MANY BUMPS

A woman from North London drove to a party in South London with the intent of getting a taxi home if she got too drunk. A few drinks later, however, and ignoring her friend s wise advice, the woman decided she was in a fit state to drive home. After struggling to drive out of a tight parking spot and ignoring the fact that she'd bumped the car behind, the woman drove away and eventually, with a few hazy close shaves, she made it home. She struggled into the house and immediately blacked out on her sofa. She was woken in the early hours of the next morning by someone persistently ringing her door bell. On opening her front door, she was startled to see an annoyed policeman, who proceeded to question her about her activities on the previous night. He told her that she would be prosecuted for drunken driving and hit and run damage to another car. Curious, die shaken woman asked die policeman how he could be so sure it was her. The policeman smiled and held up die woman's licence plate: "This was found embedded in die other car, madam."

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