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CAT SURPRISE

A remarried couple were invited to a New Year's Eve fancy-dress party. The wife organised costumes for them both, but on the night of the party, she developed a bad migraine. She talked her husband into going, so he put on his devil's costume and went out to celebrate while his wife rested in bed. An hour later, the wife's migraine subsided and she decided to join her husband at the party. She also realised that because he had not seen her costume, she could surprise him. Dressed in her Catwoman outfit, she arrived at the party and saw her husband in his devil's costume. She noticed that he was somewhat enamoured by a Marilyn Monroe lookalike, with whom he appeared to be flirting outrageously. Seeing "Marilyn Monroe" leave her husband's side, the wife decided to test his fidelity firsthand and greeted him, meowing. all the way. After a few dances, the husband took her outside and, keeping their masks on, they made love. Afterwards, the wife rushed home and climbed into bed. When her husband eventually returned, she asked him how the night went. Somewhat drunk, he told her that he hadn't been enjoying the party without her, so had lent his costume to a friend and watched videos all night. He added that his mate had seemed to have a good time though...

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