CONFESSION

A couple had just got married, and the excellent reception was coming to a close. Before the couple were allowed to leave for the honeymoon, mischievous friends of the bride and groom demanded that they take part in a drunken version of the UK TV game show, Mr And Mrs. The wife was led away and made to sit in another room whilst the husband was asked a series of potentially embarrassing questions. The husband felt confident answering the questions until he was asked: "Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever had sex with your new wife?" Red-faced, he eventually answered: "In the toilets about an hour ago." Having caused a few laughs with that, his wife was brought back and made to answer the same questions. The wife was doing very well and every time she gave the same answer that her husband did a little earlier, the friends cheered. When it came to the final question, however, she floundered and looked over at her husband, who said: "Don't worry, honey, I told them." With a pained expression, she whispered: "Up the arse."

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