ENLIGHTENING SERVICE

A priest from Hungary, sickened that the fall of the Berlin Wall had led not to enlightenment but to sins of the flesh, decided to make a point at his next Sunday service. He brought a variety of sex toys to the church and explained to his startled congregation the uses of each before burning it in a bin. After he showed the congregation a condom, a dildo (with batteries), some sexy lingerie and a porn video, he threw them into the bin, poured petrol over them and set them alight. Thinking that the sermon was over, people began to leave, but the priest barked: "I'm not finished yet. This last item is totally contemptible in die eyes of the Lord!" He pulled out a rubber doll and blew it up to its full size. The congregation stared in disbelief as their priest espoused the doll's despicable and sinful nature. The priest stuffed the rubber doll into the burning bin where it exploded, throwing up pieces of hot latex all over the church and the astonished congregation.

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