GUILTY CONSCIENCE

A teenage Spanish criminal on the run was browsing in a bookshop when he came across a section in the back full of X-rated porn videos. Feeling mischievous, he bought a video with a title that, roughly translated, means "Three Women Do It". Walking home, excited by the thought of watching the video, the boy spotted a police car parked near his house. Panicking, the boy fled in the opposite direction and hid in an abandoned mill. After a few days, the boy, fed up of eating pieces of stale grain, couldn't take any more, went to the nearest police station and gave himself up, proffering the video for the police sergeant's inspection. The sergeant laughed and said: "But, son, buying porn videos is not illegal. I cannot arrest you for this." The boy couldn't believe his ears and, on finding out that the police had parked outside his house because of a burglary nearby, he ran home to play the video. His relief turned to utter disappointment however, when the video turned out to be about three 40-year-old women talking about leaving their respective husbands to become nuns.

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