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KNOCK OUT

A husband discovered his wife was having an affair with a colleague from work. He realised that in order to get a divorce, he would need evidence of her infidelity and decided the best way was to record the couple in the act. One evening when he knew his wife was out with her colleague, the man broke into the colleague's flat and hid under the bed, armed with a tape recorder. Not long after, he heard the couple enter the flat and lots of breathless activity and frantic removal of clothes before his wife and her lover jumped on the bed. However, the husband was not counting on their lovemaking to be so vigorous and before he knew it, the bed was slamming into him repeatedly. The poor husband, forced to emerge from under the bed, would have tried to sneak out had he not fainted from the blows to the head, landing right on top of the dynamic couple. The husband got his divorce, but on the grounds of his wife's evidence that he caused her unprecedented mental abuse by not giving her any privacy.

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