MAN TO MAN

A man met a woman and although she was taller and more heavily-built than him, he fell completely in love. A few days after they first me he asked her to marry him and was overjoyed when she agreed. The next day, they went to Las Vegas, visited a wedding chapel, made their vows and booked into a hotel for their honeymoon. The man was somewhat disappointed, however, when his new wife emerged from the bathroom, wearing a chunky pair of pyjamas, promptly got into bed, turned out the light and gruffly said goodnight. The couple returned to the man's home the next day, but night after night he was let down by his beloved. After a few days of this, the exasperated man tried begging his wife to sleep with him, but to no avail. Days went by and the man became more and more desperate, until one night his wife couldn't take any more of his whining and shouted at him: "Look, you stupid idiot, I'm a bloody man, okay?"

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